Sharkless Bay Games

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The Sharkless Bay Games were a ceremonial contest held annually on Hagless Island to celebrate the occasion of the Fishwives' first return from Hell. The contest comprised six events: epic poetry recitation, dwarf-punching, orb-location, log-wrestling, endurance coconut-swimming and armed boar-racing.

The first Sharkless Bay Games were inaugurated in 219 V.II by the Fishwives in order to distribute the diminutive Hell Plate they ransacked from Avernus and choose commanders for The Glittering Legion of Ka-Ess. The initial victors were:

Poetry: Bogo Grodog
Dwarf-punching: Granny Toothless
Orb-location: Ander Wheatsheaf
Log-wrestling: Unattested stout goblin
Coconut-swimming: Kurt Boardung
Boar-racing: Cornflower Bingbong