An Offspring's Treasury of Gobliphone Poetry

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An Offspring's Treasury of Gobliphone Poetry was a widely printed collection of goblin and orcish poetry published by a subsidiary of the Loman Orcish Opera Company, notable for its explicit violence and sexuality. Several of its poems were set to music by Ka-Ess Lizardkin.

Selected Contents

Her Fangs Were the Jagged Reef

Her fangs were the jagged reef upon which my heart were scuttled.

Sharper than iron, sharper than steel!

They rent my calloused flesh like the scythe beheads the pleading captive.

Sharper than iron, sharper than steel!

O! Would the god of gravediggers inter me in the caverns of my mother's mother when this blade opens my throat's blue vein.

Sharper than iron, sharper than steel!