Sharkless Bay Games

The Sharkless Bay Games were a ceremonial contest held annually on Hagless Island to celebrate the occasion of the Fishwives' first return from Hell. The contest comprised six events: epic poetry recitation, dwarf-punching, orb-location, log-wrestling, endurance coconut swimming and armed boar-racing.

The first Sharkless Bay Games were inaugurated by the Fishwives in order to choose commanders for The Glittering Legion of Ka-Ess. The initial victors were: Poetry: Bogo Grodog Boar-racing: Cornflower Bingbong