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"[[The wild night at the Lobster]]" | "[[The wild night at the Lobster]]" is a name given to several evenings following ''[[The Satisfied Fishwife]]'''s return to [[Port Skaug]]. These generally occurred after a great victory wherein their purses were significantly fattened. | ||
== The | == The First Wild Night at the Lobster == | ||
Following [[The Fishwives]]' defeat of [[The Hag]] on [[Hag Island]], and flush with vast wealth, The Fishwives descended upon their old haunt [[The Wayward Lobster]] and got extremely fucked up. These are their stories. | |||
Ardrick engaged in a drinking contest and woke up with a blue beard and little memory of the previous night. | === The night according to Ardrick === | ||
[[Ardrick]] engaged in a drinking contest and woke up with a blue beard and little memory of the previous night. | |||
== The night according to Ilabrar == | === The night according to Ilabrar === | ||
[[Ilabrar]] remembers nothing of the night, though townsfolk spoke the following day of a demonic cat seen prowling the city. | [[Ilabrar]] remembers nothing of the night, though townsfolk spoke the following day of a demonic cat seen prowling the city. This probably had nothing to do with him. | ||
== The night according to Ka-Ess == | === The night according to Ka-Ess === | ||
[[Ka-Ess]], whose fettle was at that moment exceeding fine, spent the evening in free and careless revelry. This included many merry jigs and reels with the favorite courtesan of the jealous [[Teldorn Gralhund]], son of the [[Merchant Prince]] [[Orond Gralhund]]. Strong and ungentlemanly words were exchanged, culminating in a duel the next morning, after which the valiant Ka-Ess spared the upstart's life. | |||
=== The night according to Sathul === | |||
[[Sathul]] awoke with a strong feeling that he had done something terribly illegal but absolutely no idea what. | |||
== The night according to Sathul == | |||
== The Second Wild Night at the Lobster == | |||
After The Fishwives's defeat of [[Valraxaxath]] and their acquisition of the dragon's vast wealth, Ka-Ess bought out The Wayward Lobster for another night of carousing. | |||
=== The night according to Ilabrar === | |||
Ilabrar woke up—with his purse 20 GP lighter—on the floor of one of the nicer rooms in the back of The Lobster. The room was known for its large and comfortable bed, sumptuous furnishings, and floor-to-ceiling tapestries. In the bed, he found a sly pimp, two expensive doxies, a typical streetwalker, a brazen strumpet, and a rich panderer. He and all the others were in various states of nearly-total undress. | |||
=== The night according to Sathul === | |||
Sathul regained consciousness in the alley behind The Lobster just as the first rays of sunlight crested the horizon. Next to him was the dead body of a large, prosperous-looking human merchant. He rifled through his clothes and found 10 GP and a religious symbol of a crossed scythe and hammer. The body was missing its heart. He used a Dimension Door to drop the body in the harbor and returned to The Lobster for a drink. | |||
=== The night according to Cheeky === | |||
[[Cheeky]] came to on a couch in a large warehouse. She was nude and reclining on a couch nude while her figure was being committed to canvas by a class of art students. She took a particularly tasteful and elegant painting for her personal collection. | |||
=== The night according to Ka-Ess === | |||
Ka-Ess awakened behind [[Ivellios' Emporium of Elegance and Unexpected Delights]] in a full-length ballgown. It was of the latest fashion and fitted perfectly to his figure. | |||
=== The night according to Ardrick === | |||
Ardrick was about 9 GP poorer upon awakening. As he lay in bed, a servant boy delivered about 300 freshly-baked pasties in a series of baskets. | |||
=== The night according to Cal === | |||
Cheeky found [[Cal]] in a bed in his [[tabaxi]] form wearing a large hat, a fake nose, and a false moustache. He vaguely remembered a dancing contest taking place in which all of The Fishwives participated. | |||
== See Also == | |||
* [[Alcoholic beverages]] | |||
* [[Mind-altering substances]] | |||
Latest revision as of 22:20, 13 September 2022
"The wild night at the Lobster" is a name given to several evenings following The Satisfied Fishwife's return to Port Skaug. These generally occurred after a great victory wherein their purses were significantly fattened.
The First Wild Night at the Lobster
Following The Fishwives' defeat of The Hag on Hag Island, and flush with vast wealth, The Fishwives descended upon their old haunt The Wayward Lobster and got extremely fucked up. These are their stories.
The night according to Ardrick
Ardrick engaged in a drinking contest and woke up with a blue beard and little memory of the previous night.
The night according to Ilabrar
Ilabrar remembers nothing of the night, though townsfolk spoke the following day of a demonic cat seen prowling the city. This probably had nothing to do with him.
The night according to Ka-Ess
Ka-Ess, whose fettle was at that moment exceeding fine, spent the evening in free and careless revelry. This included many merry jigs and reels with the favorite courtesan of the jealous Teldorn Gralhund, son of the Merchant Prince Orond Gralhund. Strong and ungentlemanly words were exchanged, culminating in a duel the next morning, after which the valiant Ka-Ess spared the upstart's life.
The night according to Sathul
Sathul awoke with a strong feeling that he had done something terribly illegal but absolutely no idea what.
The Second Wild Night at the Lobster
After The Fishwives's defeat of Valraxaxath and their acquisition of the dragon's vast wealth, Ka-Ess bought out The Wayward Lobster for another night of carousing.
The night according to Ilabrar
Ilabrar woke up—with his purse 20 GP lighter—on the floor of one of the nicer rooms in the back of The Lobster. The room was known for its large and comfortable bed, sumptuous furnishings, and floor-to-ceiling tapestries. In the bed, he found a sly pimp, two expensive doxies, a typical streetwalker, a brazen strumpet, and a rich panderer. He and all the others were in various states of nearly-total undress.
The night according to Sathul
Sathul regained consciousness in the alley behind The Lobster just as the first rays of sunlight crested the horizon. Next to him was the dead body of a large, prosperous-looking human merchant. He rifled through his clothes and found 10 GP and a religious symbol of a crossed scythe and hammer. The body was missing its heart. He used a Dimension Door to drop the body in the harbor and returned to The Lobster for a drink.
The night according to Cheeky
Cheeky came to on a couch in a large warehouse. She was nude and reclining on a couch nude while her figure was being committed to canvas by a class of art students. She took a particularly tasteful and elegant painting for her personal collection.
The night according to Ka-Ess
Ka-Ess awakened behind Ivellios' Emporium of Elegance and Unexpected Delights in a full-length ballgown. It was of the latest fashion and fitted perfectly to his figure.
The night according to Ardrick
Ardrick was about 9 GP poorer upon awakening. As he lay in bed, a servant boy delivered about 300 freshly-baked pasties in a series of baskets.
The night according to Cal
Cheeky found Cal in a bed in his tabaxi form wearing a large hat, a fake nose, and a false moustache. He vaguely remembered a dancing contest taking place in which all of The Fishwives participated.