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We encounter the largeste minotaur we've ever seen who is effectively holding off the minotaur forces that are heading from the south side of the river...
We encounter the largeste minotaur we've ever seen who is effectively holding off the minotaur forces that are heading from the south side of the river...
== Mid june... this is a mid june...  ==
We enter a colosseum as broken as I feel today.
We see strange glyphs pulsing near the crack in the central pit. And we hear humming/drumming come from below the arena.
"One of you will lose your shadow and this will open the door" 
You must make a spiral of bones around where the doorway will open, but we don't have to worry... but people have been murdered everywhere... so there are plenty of bones around...
Record the rune! Pretty credible job copying the symbols in the pattern I see them... Seem to form a sort of a spiral pattern. We put some bones in the shape of the spirals...
We enter a bed chamber with a large bed in it but possibly
She does not seem surprised to see you...
Take something of his, bring him here to obsidion pyramid,
she gives us a mirror to look at objects to be able to see if they are the madnessed dude's.
the labaryinth has things in it that will find us.
large room. rotting or burnt wooden stage at one end.
broken benches in front of it.
was it a theater?! (SD has
Large bone hands running a puppet show. The bones are bound by silk threads... THE PUPPETS LOOK LIKE US.
== July 1 - A new fiscal year ==
3 doors: door of salt - hall of statues - evil king ilabrar in an altered timeline; found a cloak pin; melted a statue; long hand man released? Beginning to enter the arena, people in it.
Wake-up routine/morning routine/adventuring, ship, home.
Flaming skull arrives. He informs us he's guarding the arena.
melty candle = demon guy?
Grey render -> large vicious hunter, physically powerful.
Blue thing -> spirit troll - can regenerate health > force or psychic damage.
Undead bone claw -> evil wizard who tries to transform into a witch and fucked it up. - ivory needle shard guy
They fight each other a little bit.
Grey render - there is a hint of intelligence in its eyes, the grey renders are super dangerous, they're quite violent, but has strong desire to bond with intelligent creature.
BIG CHOMP
Need to defeat the dude near the obsidian pyramid
Found the thing that belonged to the dude. cloak
Hand of the very long man seeks us across the multiverse.
Battled in the arena.
I bonded with a grey render. <br>
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Token or object and who is the person - cheeky has a shard, piece, bit of her uncle's magic staff that she uses to write with sometimes. <br>
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Emerge from the portal and sand is turned from glass. Fortress on the hill toppled over. Air is too humid, feels like steam. <br>
Absolutely massive red dragon visible. Bridge is wrecked. A dragon came and fucked this town up. Not an ally of Baphomet.
Can't forget that I have a broom of flying.
== July 17 yes yes  ==
Need to defeat the dude near the obsidian pyramid
Found the thing that belonged to the dude. cloak
Hand of the very long man seeks us across the multiverse.
Battled in the arena.
I bonded with a grey render. <br>
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Token or object and who is the person - cheeky has a shard, piece, bit of her uncle's magic staff that she uses to write with sometimes. <br>
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Emerge from the portal and sand is turned from glass. Fortress on the hill toppled over. Air is too humid, feels like steam. <br>
Absolutely massive red dragon visible. Bridge is wrecked. A dragon came and fucked this town up. Not an ally of Baphomet.
Can't forget that I have a broom of flying.
The dreaming flame dragon... Dragon woken up from a volcano north of hear... this dragon is likely that dragon. It had been sleeping/absent.
Bragen is dead. Spear and Axe in hand covered in blood. Blood is degrading weapons... jeezus. He's burnt. Broken bones. Red dragon scales by body. <br>
Equiv to wizard or sorcerer. Scales are twice the size of Cal's/Kal's.
== July 22 ==
Recap: Went to labyrinth where Baphomet lives. We interacted with a team of folks using puppets that look like us. We went to a hall / door of salt. We interacted with statues, but Ardrick melted one and I found a cloak pin belonging to Baphomet - we can summon him in the obsidian pyarmidn where we could trap him!!!! <br>
We released the hand of the very long man again; we fought a series of monsters; we defeated all of them except the one that imprinted on me that's not very cute. <br>
We emerged from a portal back into Essos. The city was destroyed by an ancient red dragon. Our boat is gone, but there are fewer corpses than we would have expected. Headed east on our fey mounts looking for Bragen the minotaur - Bragen's forces are known as the red horns. He and his forces refer to their enemies - the current hierarch? - Horn Breaks<br>
Warm-up: heard variosu stories about how Bragen was know as Bragen Red Horn <br>
Game: As we journey east; see a hill with burnt grass; see a solitary figure emerging from the smoke. it's a minotaur in crimson armor that is scorched and has melted onto their body. Messenger or herald heading toward city, Sathul speaks to him. Comes with news from Bragen from teh east - great armies and demons stalk the land; a force of red horns have taken the port village of kaiarnos - Bragen is beseiging a fortress or engaged in naval action or both; have to take to sea or fight our way through enemy forces and demons on land; closest red horn group is a few days east on the coastal <br>
Smooth black stones buried in ground and there is a humming sound coming from them. SKRYYYYY - The ship is totally invisible and the ship is heading east. I sleep outside the stonesand I see everyone inside the stones lying more more still than usual; fain dust or ash comes off the stones and surrounds my friends; the stones begin to hum louder than they had; I think I see the silver eyed cat before everyone wakes up <br>
== August 7 ==
Damn. I don't think I saved my notes last week...
Returned to essos from procuring the cloak pin from Baphomet - so we can summon him and then trap or combat him in our pyramid/obsidian pyramid. <br>
Ancient red dragon had destroyed essos. <br>
Red horns were nowhere to be seen. Velcos the unbroken died fighting the red dragon. <br>
We met someone else who said the land route was dangerous but that we could find Bragen by sea. So we went over land to the town of ____ on the shore and then got on a boat from a rude minotaur sea captain. <br>
Determined the fishwife was invisible but still existing. <br>
We sailed east. We were attacked by demons. Make it around the boot and head north toward the city where we think Bragen is. There is a storm of black clouds and lightening. A terrible blow/gail <br>
Storm outside of our bubble is much much worse. <br>
There is a reef revealed by the waves and we avoid running aground on the reef. <br>
There is something unnatural about this storm; wave and rip tide and Ilabrar spots it, heading the ship correctly to handle it. <br>
Having trouble navigating. Ship becomes lost. I fail a dexterity saving through and suffer 10 bludgeoning damage. Ship is also less sturdy and maneuverable now.  <br>
We spot a potentially allied vessel, that is pretty hagard, and there's a winged figure coming up behind the ship. Seems like a demonic creatur.  <br>
== August 14 ==
Oh yeah. I ride dragons.
Strategos Myronax Drakonomachos - dragon slayer;
Kyretos Iron-Binder
Alkryon the Tide-Breaker
Aylin Karagöz - semi translucent, interlocking shards of crystal, glimmering eyes all over. Presence bends light and sound. Good vibes.
Dragon being would rise again; Ancient tales
Blue light crystal that takes over and wins against the SPIRAL!?
Worlith the Warden
Blood moon; weather and eclipse thing;
Sartock; golden stag.
Fishwives tell us about minor escapades the ship is fine and the crew is fine; we don't have any details... like they signed an NDA.
Dead giant - say what!?
Horny werewolf; dead giant; siege eve... what's next!?
== Sept 11 ==
When last we met - Bragen had engaged in a brutal civil war, for leadership of minotaurs.
Second group to go under temple
Spell that will take the walls down. Little man with too many keys. Open the gate of the fortress for you.
Fought a band of demons who were performing a ritual on a mind flayer, killed them and the mind flayer.
Warm up: Famous murder we're aware of or have witnessed...
Look in pockets of demons or mind flayer - an eyeball in a pouch; and then some sort of unnaturally heavy item.
ITEMS TO GO IN THE THING:
Boat that rows itself in a circle (700 gold pieces)
Free him from the stone
OR
Kill him in the stone
Free the guy from the stone.
Ka-ess talks to the creepy stone man and then gets
When the second moon rises the next night, take this key, cast it into the ocean, and the gate will open
== October 30  ==
Worked with Bragen to fight some forces with Baphomet.
Returned to the pyramid and trapped baphobet in the pyramid
Another demon summoned into the pyramid
A tree now has a horn in it
And minotaur vanishes from our uncanny chess board.
Dark lady tries to arrive at pyramid and [some] dude scares her off.
Arm takes coral spear and give to Kronk.
Goblin casualties.
Took tree path to a place to find Bragen. His large forces leave a trail, following an older wagon road.
Ancient ruined standing stones are in kothos - hear chanting, see flames, as the sun is setting.
I'm sure that a fiendish or demonic thing is being chanted into this world. I can feel the presence edge through. We fuck up their magic.
Move along and feel like we're getting closer to Bragen's forces.
Two armies in combat. Clashing at ford in river. Hierarch's troops and a hill fort that is partially ruined but currently occupied by the Horn Breakers.
See the Banner of the hierarch indicating he's personally present at the battle with the horn breakers.
We see Bragen's forces clashing with horn breakers.
War horn is sounded from hill fort and forces break apart briefly to rest.
sent scouts who have not returned. ogres are helping hierarch, led by giantess - a hag that is also a giant
== November 5 ==
We came to where Bragen is and his cousin was making a last stand. <br>
We were dispatched by Braggen to assassinate the generals of the hierarch - Mother of Thorns<br>
Barbarian minotaur, ogre body guards, and then the army is coming up from the south... <br>
Allied force of ogres led by mother of thorns - so since she's gone, they'll leave / fall into chaos.  <br>
We send a message to Bragen and then peace out via a tree. Ka-ess does a cool illusion thing of mother of thorns. <br>
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Black ships... approaching. Yellow flags. <br>
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"How many ships does it take to get to the center of the... ohhhhh"<br><br><br><br>
Black fleet shit goin' downnnn - lightening, dragons, and storms oh my!
== November 13 ==
Recap: killed enemy people. Treed back to the Fishwife. Saw black flagged ships. Saw Avolio's on a vessel.
Warm-up: We hear pieces of news.
Back in game - note: no corpses in water, even though we fucked up a half dozen ships.
then a tall, muscular drow sailor scimitar > [[Barag Nasadra|Barag (or was it Brag) Nassadra]] - someone we encountered in underdark and a cousin of Ilabrar's on his monther's side; [[Aldon Endir]] is also there.
Servants of the Yellow King, some kind of strong extraplanar thing, that I don't sense after the battle.
The salon of 12 indiscretions? The salon is for social and anatomical flexibility, master avelios
Intended to help you fight the hierarch, but did not know the black fleet had return.
THERE ARE GROUPS OF SEA ELVEN REFUGEES and 3 of them?! 1- Moon elvin island (Eledhîrim Luineth - maybe from around Imerwel - Síriondil Nólundor, sage of the Eledhîrim Luineth (Blue Exiles)); 2 - Another group of sea elves who were Roar of the Waves - generations on ships who wander on seas,  Nemhara Keelbreaker, war captain of the Gaerothrim (people of the roaring waves); 3 - port folks - Pelendur Hafadion, merchant of the Harbor Folk; The Marquis is arranging for the housing of these refugees // Ilabrar is going to chat with some of these elven folks; and i hear a rumor: I'm asked about someone named Kevin, there is a persistent rumor or understanding that there is a sixth member of the party named Kevin.
== November 24  ==
Pork smell from basement? Sathul cult out of hand!? Who knows.
What news this half orc bring?
Lady Albessa - great victory of some dude; he returned to Lome. The knoble houses are halved in number. THe city is more settled and loyal under his rule (And she grins and this is creepy, she was crucifying people who were enemies of the throne)
Gems be glowing. We go to marquis. In a carriage. Mad looking dude with a rope around his neck, shouting. As our carriage comes by, he looks at us, pulls out a knife from his vest the glows bright blue, goes to throw it, and a cutless comes out of nowhere, chops his arm off, there is an explosion, and the carriage is spattered in blood and viscera from people around who were vaporized.
Marquis house is so damn guarded. We are brought in to the sunroom.
Welcome my friends, welcome high captain Ka-ess, and in the presence of king of nindrol - the crowned king;
There will be evidence of such a thing; there would be of course evidence -
I will defeinitely be there when the prophet opens (closes?) the door.
We shall fight side by side
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Anagram names - plz disregard. just important secret notes below. don't read it.
bathzadia livershade
livia sherbet haddaza (Lish for short)
== Dec 10 ==
Basement door nailed shut.
Excellence confirms occult stuff happening in Skaug.
Ka-ess distracts Gralhund -
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