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The <b>Sharkless Bay Games</b> were a ceremonial contest held annually on [[Hagless Island]] to celebrate the occasion of [[the Fishwives]]' first return from [[Hell]]. The contest comprised six events: epic poetry recitation, dwarf-punching, orb-location, log-wrestling, endurance coconut-swimming and armed boar-racing.
The <b>Sharkless Bay Games</b> were a ceremonial contest held annually in [[Hagless Island]]'s [[Sharkless Bay]] to celebrate the occasion of [[the Fishwives]]' first return from [[Hell]]. The contest comprised six events: epic poetry recitation, dwarf-punching, orb-location, log-wrestling, endurance coconut-swimming and armed boar-racing.


The first Sharkless Bay Games were inaugurated in [[219 V.II]] by [[the Fishwives]] in order to distribute spoils from their campaign in [[Hell]] and choose commanders for [[The Glittering Legion of Ka-Ess]]. The initial victors were:</p>
The first Sharkless Bay Games were inaugurated in [[219 V.II]] by [[the Fishwives]] in order to choose commanders for [[The Glittering Legion of Ka-Ess]] and distribute the small but fine [[Hell Plate]] they ransacked from [[Avernus]]. The initial victors were:</p>


Poetry: [[Bogo Grodog]]</br>
Poetry: [[Bogo Grodog]]</br>
Dwarf-punching: Granny Toothless</br>
Dwarf-punching: [[Granny Toothless]]</br>
Orb-location: [[Ander Wheatsheaf]]</br>
Orb-location: [[Ander Wheatsheaf]]</br>
Log-wrestling: Unattested stout goblin</br>
Log-wrestling: [[The Stump]]</br>
Coconut-swimming: [[Kurt Boardung]]</br>
Coconut-swimming: [[Kurt Boardung]]</br>
Boar-racing: [[Cornflower Bingbong]]
Boar-racing: [[Cornflower Bingbong]]