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While in hell our heroes at a several course meal in the tent of the [[Rakshasa]] [[Madi]]. | While in hell our heroes at a several course meal in the tent of the [[Rakshasa]] [[Madi]]. | ||
==Guests== | |||
*[[Shamhat]], the jeweler | |||
*[[The Skeleton Emperor]] | |||
*[[The caged halfling]] | |||
==The dinner== | |||
*The first course was an appetizer made of unicorn meat. It tasted of pepper and regret. It was followed by an act of "entertainment". A human came out and sliced himself to pieces for the crowd's enjoyment. | *The first course was an appetizer made of unicorn meat. It tasted of pepper and regret. It was followed by an act of "entertainment". A human came out and sliced himself to pieces for the crowd's enjoyment. | ||
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*The silent halfling in a cage sang. It was a humming chant that sent all who listened to it into a hallucinogenic trance. We lived the lives of the creatures we just ate. | *The silent halfling in a cage sang. It was a humming chant that sent all who listened to it into a hallucinogenic trance. We lived the lives of the creatures we just ate. | ||
*Another act of entertainment took place where a spike bed was brought out like you would see in a laying on nails act, only this time the human laid on the spikes when they then grew through them. | *Another act of entertainment took place where a spike bed was brought out like you would see in a laying on nails act, only this time the human laid on the spikes when they then grew through them. | ||
*The rather kinky gnome put on a show where he became a living chandelier. | *The rather kinky gnome, [[Gerbo Nackle]], put on a show where he became a living chandelier. | ||
*A group of elves came to dance for the tent. The movements became more frantic and unnatural as they twisted their bodies until broken and contorted. Bone snapping, joints popping, and cartilage ripping. They crawled off the stage broken forms of their once beautiful nature. | *A group of elves came to dance for the tent. The movements became more frantic and unnatural as they twisted their bodies until broken and contorted. Bone snapping, joints popping, and cartilage ripping. They crawled off the stage broken forms of their once beautiful nature. | ||
Latest revision as of 22:07, 16 February 2022
While in hell our heroes at a several course meal in the tent of the Rakshasa Madi.
Guests
- Shamhat, the jeweler
The dinner
- The first course was an appetizer made of unicorn meat. It tasted of pepper and regret. It was followed by an act of "entertainment". A human came out and sliced himself to pieces for the crowd's enjoyment.
- Next was a course of dishes made entirely of creatures who were the last of the species. It was strangely delicious.
- The silent halfling in a cage sang. It was a humming chant that sent all who listened to it into a hallucinogenic trance. We lived the lives of the creatures we just ate.
- Another act of entertainment took place where a spike bed was brought out like you would see in a laying on nails act, only this time the human laid on the spikes when they then grew through them.
- The rather kinky gnome, Gerbo Nackle, put on a show where he became a living chandelier.
- A group of elves came to dance for the tent. The movements became more frantic and unnatural as they twisted their bodies until broken and contorted. Bone snapping, joints popping, and cartilage ripping. They crawled off the stage broken forms of their once beautiful nature.