Sharkless Bay Games

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The Sharkless Bay Games were a ceremonial contest held annually on Hagless Island to celebrate the occasion of the Fishwives' first return from Hell. The contest comprised six events: epic poetry recitation, dwarf-punching, orb-location, log-wrestling, endurance coconut-swimming and armed boar-racing.

The first Sharkless Bay Games were inaugurated in 219 V.II by the Fishwives in order to choose commanders for The Glittering Legion of Ka-Ess. The initial victors were:

Poetry: Bogo Grodog
Dwarf-punching: Granny Toothless
Orb-location: Ander Wheatsheaf
Log-wrestling: Unattested stout goblin
Coconut-swimming: Kurt Boardung
Boar-racing: Cornflower Bingbong